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I just googled boobs :)

Roman MOREEESS

Today i decided to flesh out me charator of the characters Bird and the Bird-bear which are the main protagonists* in me new Childrens book/movie/Sit-Com/Pot Noodle Flavour.

For some reason I couldnt draw the bird very well today so I scrapped that and instead put some "Pigeon Street up on this new thing called "You Tube" a link can be found here....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_M_iItYidQ&feature=featured
or




here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lav92tfPNBg
Anyway gob
I had to trace the bird from pigeon street but the tv kept moving
 so i wasnt to impersed with my effort with the bird charater

17 years ago today I played with meself for the last time

Hi Illustration Fridayers!!!

Have I got A lot of time now.
This is my new character Gnipper. he will appear in me new comic The magnicifant adventures of dead dog boy gnippers.
His tiny T-Rex arms make good skips

Goodnight bovril Lovers every suns evers wheres

sick teen SO SAY WE ALL

my hemeroids have burst
this character is

called Gerard CHristmas 4. He likes making friends, cooking sandwiches, whispering his name into my pockets, hitting his moms fingernails with his dads chin and making pussy moist through inkjet explosives

PART XXXII WHEN CAPTAIN PLANET CAME TO STAYS
It was 1993. Turdels were perished in pizza hell. Capto PLonetr weas ere., he stayed at me nans house for two summer sn a winter. he died on her best cake plate

goodnight

 SO SAY WE ALL! <>>

BEAR & THE BIRD ( - bird)

Unfortunatley Arial font fucked my life.

Only 83 character blops to go and my house is safes from destruction by eagle.

CHHHEERS for all the support and for my Job seekers allowance which makes all this Plausibles. xxx

Character blogs 14? 15? £10?

This I Is my new character "Super Keyboard Basterd Kid" ™

His a man who when he eats out the lady becomes Super melted Keyboard fantasy fuck ™.

He likes a Basterd Wank™

Chortles!

Any ways om oof to put kettle on roof NIGHT xxxx

for teen wolf, long may he rest on peas

I just scanned this picture because I wanted to share with you my love of arabic tenderness and cardassian mating rituals

i was married once, yes, did I not tell you that alredya/? yeah, me, Roman Truipths was once marrowed to a lovely gentleman called Beetbox Johnson and we had sex so often i sometimes make me wretch and contort with p[leaserobs memorobs

any road, heres todays charact6er

NAME: Gerard Christmas 2
OCCUPY: driveway gravel
FAVOURITE WORMS WEAPON: Napalm Strike

i was in bed when i come up wit this character,. i was ready for my emergcny dandruff removal operation but my latets lover (Johnny McGobs) said that I shpould stop beig so irnong board about menacing jumper romp

anyway to cut a long story short.

puberty begins @ THIRTEEN -[][][] Derek the track stabliser

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do yoiuy rememnber the ninteen eighties it was a great annual period. Twinkle twinkle little star was at the top of the singles chart, Brian Adams spend the whole decade with his hand trapped inside a Casio keyboard, and my daughter gave birth to me in 1982.

=COUNTIF(A1:B12,12,"Yes","No")

=rope race

It was an innocenter time, before the walsall art gallery had been built. this got me to thinking: "hmmm. i have an idea. what if I done a charavter that WAS A TRAIN but had undergone some form of radical plastic surgery to give him reptilian feet and knuckles?"

I took me a whole hour of sitting on the toilet with my sketchpad and finally i came across this image (above/below (delete as applicable, i know not where Blogger will put picture)) 

where

am

I gone to

erm

this is

is

well

weird

hangers

I LEFT VAPOUR TRAILS ALL DOWN MY GIRLFRIENDS BACK WHEN I DREW THIS IMAGE, THOMAS THER TANKENGINE YORK AND MICHAEL STIPPY AM in York to celebreate my bad father knuckle weathusa

Zwolf 359 [arial, 14pt, bold, italic]

This was my wednersday highlight

tHis crow chareavter is called CHESNEY

He has fucking tiny wings yet he persists in flying despite his iminant death no full stops allowed simon
anyway, i was making some cheese later and i thiought to myself, when "did I last do a crow or bird character"? my dad answered my rhetorical question and quickly responded with "yo last drew a bird character in the winter of discontent wqhen maggie thatcher was queen". i said thanks dad., but i dont have time for your funny buggering


anyway, when i drew this 19 page comic aboutn the bear and the bird, I dedcided my comic about the bear and the bird should actually be about eastenders crossing over with the star trek. thats wny I dedicated th enxt 80 days of my life to drawing the most perfect comic, where the Enterprise D saucer section crashe lands in ALbert square. rikers forehead is crumpled with shards from the fucking pub and all the optics are engrained in Spot's tummy tuckers

i have a hot chocolate now me am home and safe from dirt

11 is the number of this post

Me Roman hass an idea for a 45 minute episode of star trek Enterprise titled

THE BIRD AND THE BEAR

The episode focusesu un the bird for the the first 35 minutes

then the fucking bear crashes into ensign TPols Tash 37 minutes in.

All life is extinguished on Captain Rikers lips which sadly includes Councillor Crusher, Commander Picard and, one half of the cast of Cheers.

Some where else Dan Ganderton was raping a pub shaped guitar.
By the 42nd minute Rick Berman has put down his copy of the >Insert current year< Beano annual and is slowly ingesting a fleshy coloured liquid through a straw directly tapped into a Men behaving badly VHS cassekte;

10...(NOT THE DUDLEY MOORE FILM!!! GUFFAAW)

Name: Les Pretend
Age: 48
Occupation: Taxidermist/Sexual friend to stray pigeons

nein, nict zu GUIT

its the first Tuesday of the week and I have created a new karak-tor

i have recently teamed up with the guy whop done Mr Men and the guy who played the vulcan twat from the Star War moveies, they weanted me to combine thewir careers in a new andf diverse way. thats what I have tred to do

now
lets not be too closed minded about this one - I really pushed the boat out and drew my hardest ever marioland sequences. the result isa the above meat pie: MR RED MATTER

HAVE Ayou see the new Stab Trekerie moviers? Its well klingon bling! i wanna dedicate this chatacrer to tge memory of all those lost at Wolf 359. IF YOURE NOT DEAD INSIDE AND HAVE ANY SHRED OF HUMAN DECENCY YOU WILL JOIN ME IN A 49 HOUR SILENCE DEDICATED TO THEIRT FUCKING MEMORIES!

I h8 U teenanger ninga pedophile trutles

when I was a little boy/girl i was a big fanny of the turtels and their hero ninja adventures. Shredder was my faveritt caractor bewcause he was able to safely dispose of sensitive information, my second fav carot was princess fiona. I always did wonder though, what would happen if scientists were asked to design what a super ninga turtel wuld lo

i found out that i have clamadia becaue  of that man i slept withers 

dionkeys ahgggghhh

jessops in Brum is where i met Derek & Sam

hought i would devise a NEW LOOK NIGA Turtle hero man. so thats whut i just dones.

Oral abortions 7 with Derek & Clive

This is my neighbours cat "Stuart the swan"
How many times in the wee smalk hours of the day did we saiy there eint enuogh charcters with Fez'.

Welcome to my period, Lover.

666 the number of the bean

 ahhhhh hhhaaaa done the song "Take On Me" but after 20 years I now accepot their chellenge

the less said about this character the better

It was a moist summer night, the window was open, the ribena squash was simmering on the hob, the tri-lithium was fermentingn in Soren's brewery at Cape Hill. I was just a boy then, the BEano was only £44 a  issue. Sting's Lithium Sunset was throbbing in my wheel chair. I kjnew I had to draw soimething. I knew it had to be hair-based, or at least based on some form of facial accessory. thats when I done it.

thats when i done it

thats when I dones it

thats when i done it

thats when i doine it

thats when i done it

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THE AMAZING FREE-STANDING LIVING MOUSTACHE!!!

It was like the first time I heard Bablyon at Glastonbury,my eyes opens,, Toys were in all the shops that year do you rememer the spring of 1954?

seriously though, when i drew this pic I nknew I needed help. as you read this I will be punching myseklf. i want to feel something...isnt Dark City a good film

I wanna know hat luv is i want you to showesr ,me

FIVE ALIVE vs UM BONGO - the Great War continues

5. T|his guy charater is known as LINUX 2.0

please invest in my business - i plan on selling sighed photographs pof my dads hands

if I was born in india my name would be 'Child of the Eternal Elephant Fetus'. i would have an army of stabbed rats in my basement ready to pounce opun y

why am I doing this

Joshua isnt even my baby

Joshua was my neighborus pet snake. i just done a year long Les Pretend marathon where I pretended the pets of my closest friends were my luggage nuggets

ANYWAY, thats enough of that cunt

4. NOT MY REAL DAD

thee looks likes Millhouse from Simpsons, but that wor intentional okay?

HIS NAME IS GERARD CHRISTMAS

3....

This is the ghost of joshuesas shed taking human form.

Imagine this image shaking side to side chanting "SHED" in a deep dark voice at the bottom of your garden...

...Now you know how lady feel when bath menstruatesting

Milly Milker

I've been thinik lately about my dead ghost Joshues

1: Dominic Elf Shit III

One day my knees will bend backwards and smile and it will bring tears to my nipples and.

This is the first character tobe in the Roman character bank
we gots to do a hundred characters otherwise my cat will set fire to me house

Welcome

Put some banter in here jim

no you put some in here nath