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Me Roman hass an idea for a 45 minute episode of star trek Enterprise titled

THE BIRD AND THE BEAR

The episode focusesu un the bird for the the first 35 minutes

then the fucking bear crashes into ensign TPols Tash 37 minutes in.

All life is extinguished on Captain Rikers lips which sadly includes Councillor Crusher, Commander Picard and, one half of the cast of Cheers.

Some where else Dan Ganderton was raping a pub shaped guitar.
By the 42nd minute Rick Berman has put down his copy of the >Insert current year< Beano annual and is slowly ingesting a fleshy coloured liquid through a straw directly tapped into a Men behaving badly VHS cassekte;